Cairo · Professional Shitposter · allegedly
I make things on the internet, and every so often one of them works well enough to land a whole entire person. Hi, that's you! :D
Most of what I do is nonsense. But sometimes I actually do something useful. Here's one I'm proud of
It quietly keeps an eye on the stuff you keep meaning to do - call your mom, do the laundry, water the one plant that's somehow still alive. The longer you put something off, the warmer it gets, until it's practically glowing at you from across the room. Do it, and it instantly cools back down. You decide how fast each thing heats up, so the important stuff shouts and the small stuff just whispers.
Go be an adult